Court: State Gets Piece of the Ass, and Our 10 Favorite Nudie Bar Signs

ALBANY, N.Y. – Going to a titty bar is not the same as the ballet, a New York court ruled today, and therefore strip clubs do not deserve tax-exempt status.

The court said lap dances and private room performances at Nite Moves in suburban Albany–which does not serve alcohol–don’t qualify for a state tax exemption as “dramatic or musical arts performances.”

The club even tried to bolster its artistic argument with testimony from a cultural anthropologist who has studied exotic dance and visited Nite Moves, and who said the lap dances should be considered choreographed performances. The court, however, disagreed noting that the club’s dancers aren’t required to have formal dance training and “often rely upon videos or suggestions from other dancers to learn their craft.”

In lieu of this, and in support of dancing girls everywhere, Murder of the Week has compiled a list of our Top Ten Favorite Nudie Bar Signs, click here to view

Number 10. Carol Doda’s Condor Club, San Francisco, CA

Number 9. Starbutts, South Korea

Number 8. McDragan’s, Stockholm, Sweden

Number 7. Volcanic Eruptions, Mays Landing, NJ

Number 6. Big Jim’s Boobie Bungalow, Elkin, TN

Number 5. The Lusty Lady, Seattle, WA

Number 4. The Beef Baron, London, ON

Number 3. Chicas Locas, Arlington, TX

Number 2. Jumbo’s Clown Room, Los Angeles, CA

…and Number 1. The Dancin’ Bare, Portland, OR

Got a favorite Nudie Bar Sign? Know a colorful Nudie Bar name? Submit it below in the Comments section.

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1 Response to Court: State Gets Piece of the Ass, and Our 10 Favorite Nudie Bar Signs

  1. Rick Schenk says:

    Meet me at the Boobie Bungalow!!!

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