Lovelorn Jan Rudnicki, 40, is now facing five years behind bars for aggravated burglary after his ill-conceived move to covet divorcee Gosia Domoslawska.

The 36-year-old called the police when her drunken suitor – stripped to the waist – galloped up her garden path and smashed his way through the front door like a battering ram.

Domoslawska said: ‘He’s a loon. I was at home watching TV with my daughter when I heard this deafening crash and suddenly this half-naked man on a horse appeared in my front room.”

In honor of Mr. Rudnicki’s grand gesture, we’ve sorted through the mugshots and put together a list of our 9 Favorite Criminal Bad-Asses of 2011 (So Far).

Domingos Oliveira is accused of putting a $3,000 bounty on his 19-year-old daughter’s boyfriend. He allegedly posted signs with a picture of the man and the words wanted “dead or alive,” after allegedly finding out that the 33-year-old suitor was a registered sex offender. He faces the charge of solicitation of murder.

Exotic dancer Teonna Jean Rogers didn’t want to be photographed — so she attacked a strip club patron with a beer mug, according to cops. The 28-year-old stripper has been charged with third-degree assault and breach of peace after allegedly striking a customer in the head with a beer mug when a patron tried to take photos of her while she was on stage. According to investigators, she assaulted the wrong man.

Deputies in Florida say 92-year-old Helen Staudinger opened fire on her neighbor’s house after the much younger resident refused to give her a kiss. Investigators at the Marion County Sheriff’s Office claim Staudinger refused to leave 53-year-old Dwight Bettner unless her neighbor gave her a kiss. She allegedly returned with a gun.

Police in Elyria, Ohio, say a not-so-subtle drunken driving suspect took a swig of beer in front of a cop after being pulled over on March 3. When asked if he had been drinking, Stephen Supers allegedly picked up an open can of beer and took a sip before answering, “Yes.”

Police say this drunken driving suspect was driving naked in a pickup truck with three nude passengers. Nickolus Borgman is accused of driving under the influence and other violations after a sheriff’s deputy pulled him over and spotted two nude men and two nude women crammed in the front seat of the truck.

Police in Florida say they arrested the former president of a local chapter of Mother’s Against Drunk Driving for driving under the influence. Debra Oberlin has been charged with drunk driving for the Feb. 18 incident

Police in Minnesota say Stephanie Travetta Moreland hid a costly piece of fur outerwear in her underwear for three days. The shoplifting suspect allegedly stole a $6,500 fur coat by stuffing it into her underwear — and managed to keep the jacket hidden between her legs after being arrested and put in a holding cell.

Texas man Johnathan Washburn, 23, allegedly hit a man on the head with a skateboard after he took a picture of his triple-mohawk hairstyle – landing him in police custody.

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