Author Archives: Chadwick

‘RACIST’ RUTH MADOFF BREAKS SILENCE

It appears mom and son are back on speaking terms. Ruth Madoff, wife of disgraced financier Bernie Madoff, granted 60 Minutes an interview to help promote the release of her son Andrew’s new book, Truth and Consequences, which hit stores … Continue reading

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UPDATE: ‘BIG KNICKERS’ MORELAND PLEADS GUILTY

Stephanie Moreland of Bloomington, MN made our list of 10 FAVORITE CRIMINAL BAD-ASSES OF 2011 (so far) post last week. Yesterday the 46-year-old woman pleaded guilty to stealing the mink coat from a Twin Cities store and then hiding the coat … Continue reading

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PERVERT GETS SH!TSHOW AT COLORADO YOGA FESTIVAL

BOULDER, Colo. June 21-A woman who stepped inside a portable toilet at a yoga festival in Colorado discovered a man hiding in the tank below when she lifted the toilet lid. Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel says the woman told … Continue reading

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Time Warp: From Gulf Shores With Love

The following unedited newspaper story was written in July 2010 at the height of the BP Gulf coast oil spill disaster. The story was killed, as happens sometimes, but holds resonance now as the summer tourist season kicks off on … Continue reading

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‘IT FELT LIKE WE WERE LIVING IN SATAN’S LAIR!’

REXBURG, Idaho – At night, Ben and Amber Sessions would lie awake and listen to slithering inside the walls. During the day, the family often had to eat out because their well water was polluted with a foul-smelling musk. Among locals, … Continue reading

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MOTW’s TOP 8 CRIMINAL BAD-ASSES OF 2011 (so far)

Lovelorn Jan Rudnicki, 40, is now facing five years behind bars for aggravated burglary after his ill-conceived move to covet divorcee Gosia Domoslawska. The 36-year-old called the police when her drunken suitor – stripped to the waist – galloped up … Continue reading

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GRANNY KILLER TAKES SECRETS TO THE GRAVE

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – She was a tough country girl who left a trail of five dead husbands in five states over decades and a longer trail of questions for survivors of her spouses that might never be answered. Betty Neumar, … Continue reading

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RESURRECTION BEGINS FOR BEEFED UP ‘TOUCHDOWN JESUS’

MONROE, Ohio — Construction has started on a giant Jesus statue to replace one destroyed last year by lightning in southwest Ohio. And this time, it will have defense against Mother Nature. The Solid Rock Church in Monroe says construction … Continue reading

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TURNING 18, WORLD’S NEW SMALLEST MAN ANNIHILATES FORMER CHAMP BY 3 INCHES:::SLIDESHOW:::

SINDANGAN, Philippines JUNE 12 – A Guinness World Records representative has declared the son of a poor Filipino locksmith who measured 23.5 inches (60 centimeters) tall as the world’s shortest man. Junrey Balawing, who turned 18 on Sunday, broke the … Continue reading

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Court: State Gets Piece of the Ass, and Our 10 Favorite Nudie Bar Signs

ALBANY, N.Y. – Going to a titty bar is not the same as the ballet, a New York court ruled today, and therefore strip clubs do not deserve tax-exempt status. The court said lap dances and private room performances at … Continue reading

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Today in Crime History: Witchcraft, and Baby Farming

On June 10, 1632 Bridget Bishop became the first of 72 people to be tried and executed for witchcraft during what would later be known as the Salem witch trials.   Also on this day in criminal history in 1896, Amelia Dyer–the most prolific … Continue reading

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Man with Dead Weasel Assaults Other Man UPDATE

HOQUIAM, Wash- Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state. The victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” Police said the attacker answered, “It’s not … Continue reading

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